Legislator to young Muslims: Are you wifebeaters?


One Republican lawmaker in the Sooner State is showing us all how to make America great again. . .or not.

From Reuters:

Muslim students visiting an Oklahoma lawmaker’s office in the state capitol were required to fill out a form that asked if they beat their wives and other questions that offended them, an Islamic advocacy group said.

The two-page form from Republican state Representative John Bennett’s office, which was shared by the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), also asked whether they believed an adherent to Islam should be punished for leaving the faith and if Muslims should rule over non-Muslims.

A staff member at Bennett’s handed the form to Muslim students who visited his office on Thursday seeking to meet with him, said Adam Soltani, the executive director of the Oklahoma chapter of CAIR. It was presented as a requirement before they could meet Bennett, Soltani said.

The students were at the capitol in Oklahoma City for an annual Muslim Day event organized by CAIR to introduce members of the community to their state lawmakers and encourage democratic engagement, Soltani said by phone on Saturday.

Back when esnl was first getting involved in the journalist’s craft, there was a standing joke: If you want to discredit a politician, ask them when they stopped beating his wife [politicians were, then as now, mostly men].

It didn’t matter if he never laid a hand on his spouse. If he denied it, you still had a great a headline: Senator denies beating his wife, and nobody would ever be able to think about the hapless sod without remembering the wife-beating question.

UPDATE: Maybe he should hand the same form to Christians.

There’s a growing movement among Christian fundies calling for a return to wife-beating because women are, as the Bible says [Proverbs 20:30],  “Blows and wounds scrub away evil, and beatings purge the inmost being.”

From the website of Christian Domestic Discipline, instructions on how to beat you wife in a manner Jesus would approve:

When administering physical discipline, take caution not to deliver the lashes anywhere but the buttocks. The first attempt at this punishment should only be delivered by hand so you can get an idea of how many lashings are needed. The best position will be for you to sit at the end of a bed or on a chair (with no arms) and have her lay across your lap. She can also bend over a bed with arms tucked under her chest and your left hand on the small of her back. If a strap (belt) is to be implemented watch that each stoke falls directly on the buttocks and not higher. EDITOR’S NOTE: When using the hand, or a small, short implement, such as a switch or small “hairbrush”-type paddle, over-the-knee positioning can work quite well.

A fearful wife may begin crying or pleading and find it difficult to remain still. Reassure her. of your intent and love (yes this will hurt, that is why it is a punishment) then instruct her to be still. Remind her that she is not in control of this discipline. You should continue the lashing through her tears and pleas for you to stop, until you are certain the message was received. This will insure her remorse and therefore stop the undesirable behavior.

A sound lashing is five to ten strokes with your hand, or three to five strokes with a strap; some wives need more. To avoid brusing do not strike the same area in repetition. Gauge your decision to proceed based on your wife’s readiness to repent.

You may find it difficult to cause your wife pain, but as a woman she needs the release of guilt that this form of punishment brings. Afterwards, help her up gently and hold her while allowing her to cry for as long as you both feel necessary. If you have children instruct her to wash her face before emerging from the room.

And from another post on the same website:

Maintenance discipline is a practice of giving your wife regular spankings to maintain her proper behavior and attitude. From our experience when Kim receives this type of discipline she is more humble and her attitude is greatly improved.

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One response to “Legislator to young Muslims: Are you wifebeaters?

  1. If my hubby even attempted this, he wouldn’t be able to use his hands again.

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