And now for something completely different. . .


Ikea furniture, as most everyone knows, comes packaged in kites, and assembling your oddly [and sometimes seemingly obscenely] named desk, nightstand, bookcase, or whatever, is as challenging as make an Erector set creation [do they even still make esnl‘s favorite childhood possession? Yes, they do!]

The assembly instructions are sometimes arcane, and putting the things together usually involves using an Allen wrench [included] and a hammer or mallet.

Frustration often ensues.

Now imagine trying to assemble you Ikea creation whilst under the influence of, say, a powerful psychedelic drugs.

Never fear, the folks at Hikea Productions have the answer.

HIKEA EPISODE 1: GIANCARLO & NICOLE + LSD

Program notes:

Giancarlo and Nicole try to build an Ikea dresser after both taking LSD. The acid complicates an already difficult task, but after hours of false starts, laughter and deep introspection, they just might be able to work together and finally complete “Step 1.”

And the second episode:

HIKEA EPISODE 2: KEITH + SHROOMS

Program notes:

Disclaimer, because first upload was removed: Drugs are bad, don’t do drugs. Please be over 18 to watch this video.

IN THIS EPISODE KEITH ATTEMPTS TO BUILD A DRESSER AFTER TAKING MUSHROOMS. (a soft drug)

The Hikea folks, if nothing else, seem to be having lots of fun.

And now what about tackling Ikea furniture when you’re snockered on America’s favorite legal drug?

Homestarkevin has the answer, and it ain’t pretty:

How to Assemble IKEA furniture When You’re Drunk.

Program notes:

Me putting together my new konsmo nightstand after a few drinks

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