Nothing better captures the spirit of the 21st Century Christmas than Tom Lehrer, even though the song was recorded way back in 1959 during esnl‘s freshman year of high school:
Tom Lehrer – A Christmas Carol
Oh, that Herald-Tribune he mentions? Twas a once-mighty New York City daily newspaper, graced with the work of some of America’s brightest wits. It died seven years after Lehrer recorded his song.